Vick repents, want to help the community

On my way home today, I decided to stop over in Sugarloaf to talk with my old buddy Mike Vick. Let me tell you friends, the man sure is sorry. He told me that he never meant to hurt any dogs, and thought that he was just doing a public service by exterminating extremely violent, emotionally damaged dogs in a semi-humane way. Frankly, I believe him. He's clearly a great man, with a great vision. Some men are just created with an amazing ability to see the world around them, and make decisions that leave us all in awe. Don't hate. On my way out, he wanted me to take a picture of him on his latest venture: selling slaves. I asked him if that was still legal, and he said: "I don't give a shit, we got to start making money selling our own people before you rich-assed white people start doing it again and making all the money. I wished him the best, and declined his free sample. That Mike Vick, what a guy.